The National State of Republic of Escharia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Henry Dustin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, lack of airports, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.604 billion Escharians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokia. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The strong Escharian economy, worth 69.2 trillion Sprites a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,156 Sprites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Henry Dustin to progressive thinkers, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Escharia's national animal is the Hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Republic of Escharia is ranked 256,914^th in the world and 378^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.